DATS AND COGS

Has anyone ever wondered what the produce of a cat and dog would look like- I know I have.

In today's world of equality for all, except maybe people who are below me, I think that mixed race relationships are a great idea- hell Im in one. But I dont really think about it like that. Im with my partner beacause they are right for me not because they are not white or are white, that doesnt come into it. So the same should be said for Cats and Dogs.

Now I know what your thinking - ideas of Black and White being different races is in fact derived from theories of Social Darwinism and scientific racism, and I completely agree that people who think like that are all tossers. So why do we place such restrictions on Cats and Dogs. Its silly really.

I am a strong propenent of the school of thought that Cats and Dogs are merely a matter of unnatural selection (bear in mind this school of thought was created in my strange head all of 20 seconds ago). I think that maybe a few hundred years ago someone took some pet Dats (or maybe they were called Cogs) and selectively bred them to produce cats and dogs, just like breeders do to produce pedigrees today.

Now, to those of you who have just remebered that cats have been around at least since the egyptians forget it. This was propaganda for the people who sold there selectively bred dats (or cogs). It was a marketing ploy to make people think they were buying something tried and tested.

So if you think that cats and dogs should be kept seperate and not allowed to like each other (yes in that way) then you my friend are a racist towards either cats or dogs, using your social darwanian ideas to stop the rise of the dats (or cogs).

So my friends, let out cats and dogs shrug of their social restraints and once more become what they truely are - dats (or cogs).