My own language!

Pben umpa trebo sciemtica velatropia, mantupay deprutava manto presican. Mis manto zabion elios trebo wentoa cramcinco.

Umpa Andrones

Darcinio

When is a Queen not a Queen?

Well, the obvious answer might be during the week, however I am not reffering to fellas who like to wear ladies clothes (although they are comfortable........apparently), neither am I refferring to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II (more people might enjoy dressing up as her-well whatever takes your fancy).

To the point - I am refferring to the band Queen. Queen are without a doubt one of, if not the best band of the 20th Century. As you all know the absence of Freddie Mercury was a big blow to any Queen fan, but their presence still remained, through the tribute concert back in the early 90's with artists such as David Bowie, Elton John and George Micheal (the latter of which would have made a far better suited counterpart in the recent formation of Queen than the very talented Mr Paul Rodgers). However, even though I have not heard this newley reformed Queen, I cant help but notice the absence of John Deacon.

Mr Deacon is a vital component of Queen, and had he remained in the line up they might have been able to pass themselves off for what they once were. However, I find it difficult to understand how they can call themselves Queen when it is only half the band - Brian May and Rodger Taylor. Therefore Queen are not Queen - a deep upset to myself. I do however take comfort in the fact that Mr May and Mt Taylor are still as talented and entertaining as ever.

Jedi Training complete

Teekai and Myself have now dedicated the rest of our lives to the Jedi Arts, to become one with the force and defeat the evil Sith. However, being Teekai, im sure she will later become a Sith just to be awkward. No better still she will tell me that the Sith are not wrong - right and wrong are just points of view and the dont exist. When she reads this she will understand what I mean!!

gRAPE attack on odd man

An imported case of grapes has been on the rampage throughout Britian this month, and caused a great deal of upset and grievance with victims.

Flimbo Jim, pictured above, was faced with a gRAPE attack and is now suffering from post traumatic stress. He commented whilst whaling like a small child
"gra...pppeeee, no no, green and jiucy.....pleeeaassee...."

Passers by who saw the attack said that the gRAPE attack was probably a revenge attack, due to Mr Jim devouring some of the unidentified grape's family. They knew this as the grape was yelling comments out like "thats for squidgy" and "eat my family wont ya!"

Hospital officials have expressed extreme concern that vicitms could face repeat gRAPE attacks again even within the confines of medical facilities. Dr Vine said

"We fear that illegal immigrants may pass themsleves off as British Grapes in order to be brought in as presents for the ill. We have no way of stopping them, but have placed a complete ban on all red grapes just to be sure. However, we are still in danger of green gRAPE attacks and encourage all shopkeepers to lobby government to introduce ID cards for grapes"

Australians wouldnt give a XXXX for anything else

Its now the peak of summer for the Brits, so I thought Id make this refreshing image to cool you all down!