Keep the Sith out of Bikini's

In response to a comment on the Celestial Temple blog http://celestialtemple.blogspot.com I feel it is vitally important to issue ASBOs against any Sith who wishes to wear Bikinis. The power is just too much and could cause chaos throughout the Universe. Just imagine

"I am your father Luke" Said Vader

"Gerrroff yer puff, take yer yellow polka dotted globual containers somwhere else Darth 'does my bum look big in this' Vader" replied the young Jedi.

"If you only knew the power of the stappy beach wear side" the evil Sith insisted.

[Palapatine interrupts wearing a red bathing suit] "you will wear this costume young skywalker and fall to strappy beach wear side like your father before you"

"ok I give in", replied Luke, "but I get bagsies on those really cool timmy mallet, dame edna style sunglasses"

"The sith will rule for eternity" screamed the emporer and lauged with skywalker as vader's elastic broke.